Wow...I REALLY haven't been here for a while. But, honestly, I HAVE thought about coming back time and time again. And now's the perfect time, because I have a GREAT rant for everyone!
WARNING: EXTREMELY IMAGE AND GIF HEAVY! NOT FOR LOW BANDWITH OR SLOW COMPUTERS!~ IF VIEWING, PLEASE CLOSE DOWN ALL OTHER PROGRAMS!
So...where are we going this time, you may ask. Why, we're going to...KOREA! South Korea, to be exact. To rant about....
I've been a SuJu fan for quite some time. I even thought about doing them for my Research Project [but, I chose lovely Arashi and obsessed over it for 2 months ^-^]
So...onward?
Credits to Suju Love a Day + Google for these images...
They are the biggest group to date that I know of. And I thought Hey!Say drove me crazy? I wanted to post this YESTERDAY! And of course, I want to do this right after my computer broke down. Aren't I lovely?
The peoples-simida!
Oh! Also - note: I am a yotja [girl] (You may remember this from my 100 Things. If not, go back and lookie) However, my introduction to Korea was through boybands, so I use words like 'Hyung' and 'Noona'.
NOW, we go to the members.
LEADER-SHI! YEY! Quite honestly, I can't ever see Leeteuk-shi as an Umma. I really can't. I mean, he fakes injury so he can be babied. And when Kyu entered, he TEASED the poor boy! Bad Teukie! Oh! Before I forget, I didn't use 3 images because Teukie's my fav [Don't worry, Jungsu, I still love you ^-^] I read somewhere that he got surgery on his face, so I thought I'd show Leeteuk pre-debut, both before and after surgery.
HERE'S MY FAVORITE! HEECHUL-HYUNG! I LOVE YOU! ^_^ I know it's bad, but even now, whenever I'm talking about him, I call him 'Heechul the Hoe' But it's true! Seriously!
And from that, we have this little tangent - HEECHUL'S KISSES!
Heechul & Jungmo - this one only elicted a squeak; Heechul kisses boys?! But nothing else, since Jungmo-shi isn't part of SJ.
Heechul & Sungmin - now THIS one had me squealing in my seat. Sungmin seemed so...so...so..willing! AH! I'm laughing as I right this. And it must've left a pretty big scar, since Sungmin talked about it AFTER it happened. Lol
Heechul & Hankyung - AH! I jumped, spun around, had to pause the video, and squealed some more when I watched this happen. What makes it better is that Hankyung doesn't even seem affected by it. Oh Hanchul, how I miss thee.
Heechul & Siwon - this one got me soaring. I am a die-hard SiChul fan and to know that Heechul shoved his tongue down God's Favorite Son's mouth - AH! Fangirl-asm moment and I am happy. And hey, it must've been good, because it's the only one I saw Heechul apologize for.
Heechul & Henry - I read a fanfiction about this one and that got me laughing. But still - BAD HEECHUL! The boy is barely legal!
But hey, he keeps us girls hoping he will fall in love with one of us with his Guest Appearences in MVs.
Another thing - how the heck is somebody who says they have camera-phobia pull of THIS?!
And we move on.
GENG! I MISS YOU! 我愛你! But still, congragulations to him for being the first of the lawsuits to reach an end - unless SM wants to be a &^$%#!@*. But let's hope not, ne? Geng was, is, and will always be somebody I rooted for. He's so cute, and seems always just a tad bit shy. Jiao Yo, Da Shi Xiong!
Yesung is somebody I don't usually think about. He doesn't seem to have changed all too much, except, maybe, become a little less innocent. But still, he adds weirdness to Super Junior and that's always lovely.
Kangin, I believe, is somebody who I think changed THE ABSOLUTE MOST~. If anybody remembers, he was one of the soft background voices in TWINS. That completely changed in Miracle and so forth. Plus, not to mention, the allegations against him. But, hey, he's still staying strong to his dream even in the army. Youngwoon, Hwaiting!
I know it's bad and shallow of me, but Shindong is my least favorite. And yes, it is because of his weight. I know, it's bad, but it's true. I love him as a rapper, I truly do! And I find he's hilarious with Leeteuk and Eunhyukkie; he's just not my favorite. Still, I congragulate him and hope all goes well in his marriage. (And SM, stay the hell away!)
SUNGMINNIE! The Aegyo king! Unfortunately, he hasn't been Aegyo for quite some time. That's one thing I hate about growing up. You slowly become less and less willing to be cute. But President - OMG is he hot! If this is what it means if he gives up Aegyo...well, I'd still want Aegyo Sungminnie back.
Eunhyukkie is also somebody who hasn't changed all too much. I believe he is the absolute heart of Super Junior. If anything should ever happen to him, Super Junior would fall to pieces. And I don't know why his gums are his complex - they're so cute! I love them! And he picked the absolute best name. He most certainly IS a jewel.
AND YES! I am somebody who '13elieves in the Prom15e' And screw you if you're an 'Only 13'-er. But seriously, you need to back off and go buh-bye. And may I remind you of 3 things?
1 - Super Junior was ORIGINALLY made to have members come and go.
2 - Kyuhyun wasn't part of the ORIGINAL group
3 - Super Junior STARTED out as 12
Now, back to Zhou Mi. He's quite cute and if anybody can rival Heechullie-hyung in fashion, it most definitley Mi-ge. And what's even better, is that he doesn't even show a tad bit of feminism in doing so. Yey masculine feminity! :) I wish him all the luck in 'Youth Melody' [and that he gives us some juicy details with Heechul...]
MY MOKPO BOY! The only one that I'll call Oppa. :) I wish I could hear his Mokpo accent a bit more. But I definitley think he has changed quite a bit. Especially from TWINS. I wish he kept his hair long! Though...the gray thing...ugh. And boy...did he surprise me with THIS picture.
And judging from his face, I'm PRETTY sure he knows what he's doing.
God's Favorite Son. The prince of Suju. And the biggest change in THE WORLD! Screw Ryeowookie, Screw Heechullie, if anybody could've passed as girl - it's SIWONNIE! Heck, he even dressed up as a girl WILLINGLY! My oh my, Siwon, how you surprise me. And he didn't even look half-bad. And for somebody so willing to cross-dress, I can't believe how religious he is. Reading the bible for fun? I mean, I did it ONCE and that was only because I'm a fan of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Speaking of his daily routine, with how much he works out, I'm not surprised at how ripped he is.
Holy crud, did Ryeowookie surprise me! When I saw this picture, I really thought this was like, his little brother or something. Nope, just our little, high-pitched boy without any make-up. I can see how it's his complex. He doesn't look all too bad, though. I wished he stayed as innocent as he used to be. But still, I LUZVES YOU!
My English Boy! I know he keeps saying he can't speak English, but hey, he lived in L.A. for quite some time, so that's enough for me :) I was sad though when I learnt that he left and even sadder when I saw an article that called him an EX member! NO! But luckly for us, he's coming back! It was really bad when I learnt this. I was talking to my niece and had to tell her to hold on to double-check. I leapt out of my seat and started to dancing in excitement. But, hey, who wouldn't? WE NEED OUR SUJU BACK! I hope he's eating well enough though - he looks starved... :(
Our precious maknae. I congragulate him - he's gone from the youngest member to a leader of his own! How wondrous! I don't have all too much to say about him because I don't focus on him all too much...
MY OTHER ENGLISH BOY! And he ACTUALLY SPEAKS ENGLISH! And so prettily, too. I almost fainted when I heard it. And his Korean and Chinese - oh! they make my heart race! I love him so much! And how can't you!? Chubby cheeks, plays the violin, a shy, young, boy? Oh! And I was even happier when he retaliated the stupid'Only-13'ers. I wish we heard from him more in the off-years.
And now, before we go off to to the many pairings [yes, yes, we are SO going there] I have a little exposé for you.
CROSS-DRESSING SUPER JUNI-OR!
You really thought I'd let this go?
Let us start with the King/Queen of it all~
I showed my friends a side-by-side comparison of Lady Gaga and HeeHee - they couldn't tell the difference. Oh Heechullie, how you make me smile.
Hyukjae...he really caught my eye in the Qi Pao and everything. He is really pretty!
Ryeowookie...he really pulled it off. He's truly beautiful, with the long hair and everything. And hey! Ninja SiWook!
I was surprised when I learnt that DONGHAE cross-dressed. I can't be kind; he looks awkward here.
Speaking of awkwardness - yeah....Can't be kind here either. Sorry Youngwoon.
Now, you probably think I'm going to say another bad thing here. But actually, I think Shindong looks really pretty here. Like one of those opera singing ladies - and no, that is not a joke of 'Fat Lady Sings'
Leeteuk - while looking awkward - does make an attractive woman. I wonder if that's the spitting image of his sister?
Like Kevin of U-kiss, I do believe Sungmin could pull of being a girl.
You don't think that's it, do you? No - there's a part 2 coming. Look forward to it!
The Other Rant 5 Parts
Pt. 2
Pt. 3
Pt. 4
Pt. 5
Pt. 6
Pt. 7
Pt. 8
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