Well, well, well. Time again for my fangirl-ing. Oh well.
WARNING!!! - EXTREMELY PICTURE HEAVY!!!!
Disclamier: None of these pics are mine, neither are the boys. Thank you the people from LiveJournal and CrunchyRoll, Pyrefly at Wordpress, and morimotoryutaro.com -HINT HINT HINT
So...today's theme is [Dum...Dum...Dum..]
Hey!Say!Jump! The largest and cutest group in Johnny's Jimusho.
Where to start, where to start?
Well, how about Hey!Say Best?
Yabu-kun Kota desu. The leader with a high-pitched voice. He's adorable - of course - and he doesn't have an ounce of sexy. Which is PERFECT!
Takaki Yuya. The 19-year-old that's still a two-year-old. The second generation Shin -
He needs to stop with the hair though. Bed-head needs to come back and I think Takaki could do it.
Inoo Kei. The non-mapmaker. The second part of the prankster duo. Also, I kind of think he's like an older Chinen. Ne?
Yaotome Hikaru. The funny, mood-making, first part of the prankster duo. I love him. And he has the cutest smile!
Arioka Daiki. He's so cute and he's SO SHORT! Not much else to say.
Now to move onto HEY!SAY!7
Okamoto Keito. Son of Okamoto Kenich. English Boy of the Group. Eldest of Hey!Say!7. He is absolutely hot! And I don't think anybody does 'Pissed' better.
THE Yamada Ryosuke. Tell me, is it possible to BECOME innocent? Seriously, the one of the left is him, like, at 7. He looks SO! pissed. And then the older version of him is so gentle. KYA~! Not to mention his ♥ of strawberries.
Chu~.
Nakajima Yuto. So pure, so funny. He's like a little Hikaru.
CHINEN YUURI! The tiny little acrobat. Also, did you hear his debut voice? HOLY CRAP! I can't stop laughing whenever I hear it! If you don't know, check it out~! But apart from that, let's get down to the real reason why he became a Johnny. Have you ever met somebody so devoted to a senpai? I mean, he just borders stalking. And OHNO ENCOURAGES IT!
AW! Sing-song, Angel from above, Morimoto Ryutaro. Am I the only one who just wants to save this baby boy? He is just so innocent! I'm so proud of him after the 'stalker' thing. Smart boy. And he's such a wonderful Nii-chan. Shall we see?
I can't wait for Shin-chan to debut...
And, because this is Johnny, RABU RABU LOVE TIME!
Shall we start with my top 5?
Hikato. My main Ship. They're just so adorable. Stable, studious Keito and then -BLAH!- wild, off-the-hook Hikaru. And come on, SKINSHIP!
YabNo. I think this sprouted from THIS! Or maybe from THIS~! So cute still.
Chiitaro. The two babies. The wild and the grounded. The innocent and the not-so-much. I let you find out who's who.
TakaYama. The cutest age-gap between the two. Even if all the fics I read of them are Smut. But, then again, Takaki is a Daisuke-be.
DaiJima. I don't have much to say about them, mainly because I only support them 'cause I don't like them with anybody else.
Now for the other 40.
OkaYama. I feel a fanfic coming on. I mean, look at the stare in Keito's eyes.
OkaJima. A pairing that's getting bigger and bigger. Though I don't like it, this pic is pretty cute.
OkaChii. KYU~! I can just see Keito having to kneel to get to Chinen's height. And that makes me love him even more! [If you don't understand my excitement, please go to {RANT} 1 and look at Yaguchi-san, Tsuji-chan, Kago, and Takahashi]
HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!
OkaMoto. The eldest and youngest of H!S!7. But age doesn't matter in love.
Kei2 Don't really have a reason why I should like this pair.
Another one where I don't really like the pair. But the pic does look nice.
OkaBu. The eldest of both groups. Another fanfic springing from this pic.
DaiNoo. Again, not to sure about this one.
HikaTaro. Insert Comment, I've got nothing.
HikaNoo. The two pranksters. Of course they should be in Love. They know how to run away from an Oni, I'll give 'em that.
HikaJima. THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON!
HikaDai. Nada.
ChiiHika. Again, I've got nothing.
HikaBu. The best friends since before the Debut.
DaiTaro. These two are cute, I'll give 'em that. And Daiki's with somebody his own height.
DaiChii. Or even better, with somebody smaller.
ChiiNoo. The pics cute. And they're pretty cute together. Just not my type, though. A bit too sadistic for my taste, maybe. I dunno.
ChiiJima. These two seem they could be, I guess. I'm drawing a blank for comments.
ChiiBu. The pic is cute. That's all I got.
YuMada. Blank...
YamaTaro. The second child and the baby.
YamaNoo. I just went KYA~ for this pic. I don't really even like them!
YamaHika. Sorry, the pics so small.
YamaDai. I got nothin'
YamaChii. The two self-absorbed to be together little boys.
YamaBu. This would be kind of cute to see. I mean, Yabu goes from teasing Yamada about having a Pig-face when he eats to kissing all over it. And your very welcome for the image now stuck in your head. ^_^
YabTaro. The eldest and the baby. That is adorable. A perfect symbol of H!S!J.
YabJima. Empty.
DaiBu. The eldest and youngest of H!S!B.
TakaTo. The childish Takaki and the mature Keito. And ACTION! [Run away while either smut or killing starts]
TakaNoo. Come up with your own.
TakaJima. Again, whatever you want.
TakaHika. The two children.
TakaDai. I'm just pushing down the thoughts about Daiki. And by the looks of it, so is Takaki.
TakaChii. The pair of H!S!7 original. So cute.
Oh yea, so cute. The lap-monkey of Chinen.
TakaTaro. The childish Takaki (again) and the real child.
RyuNoo. The innocent Ryutaro and the loving - and slightly perverted - Inoo. COME ON! How could he not be with those eyes?!? [Talking about Inoo, here people.]
RyuJima. Sadly, even if this is the last one, I can not think of a comment to save my life here. Unless, y'know, you count this.
So what have we learned? [Besides I'm not good with comments] That Johnny's boys can always be in love? That H!S!J are utterly cute and adorable? That I have way too much time on my hands? Eh, whatever you choose.
Till next time!~
Ja Ne~
[this is good] From shoulders down with! Good riddance! The better!
Posted by: Derek Ham | 06/14/2010 at 04:46 PM